Monday, July 21, 2014

crustpunkfightsback:

nightmare idea: you appear to meet Your Perfect Soulmate and it’s going great but then they won’t stop trying to show you Epic Rap Battles of History

swankyangles:

thestereotypicalgirl:

I think it’s really sad that 99% of compliments given to women are to celebrate their conformance to patriarchal beauty standards.

Is “hella thick” a patriarchal standard tho ?

bonerfart said: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TUMBLR URL INTO FIREFOX. IT’S RYANROSENBLUM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START REBLOGGING THE POSTS ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, RYAN. I REBLOG EVERY POST AND I REBLOG THEM HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I REBLOG SOME SKELETONS OR EVEN WHEN I REBLOG MEMES. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY’RE MUTUALS WITH TUMBLR’S LEAST SHIT DR WHO BLOGGER. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS

ryanrosenblum:

ryanrosenblum:

I’m changing my blog title to reflect the majesty of this ask

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bonerfart is a beast of inspiration.

thestereotypicalgirl:

I think it’s really sad that 99% of compliments given to women are to celebrate their conformance to patriarchal beauty standards.

Is “hella thick” a patriarchal standard tho ?

tensetrips:

practicalskills:

questionableadvice:

~ Etiquette; Or, A Guide To The Usages of Society, by Count Alfred D’Orsay, 1843

hahaha oh I’m dead

This is my mantra when it comes to meeting folks.

Yes.

tensetrips:

practicalskills:

questionableadvice:

~ Etiquette; Or, A Guide To The Usages of Society, by Count Alfred D’Orsay, 1843

hahaha oh I’m dead

This is my mantra when it comes to meeting folks.

Yes.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

rasputinian:

Is it still prostitution if you get paid in chicken nuggets

Friday, July 18, 2014
mcdonaldsguy:

DAMN! This is funny

mcdonaldsguy:

DAMN! This is funny

woodmeat:

regalasfuck:

ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE

petty

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The bitch bad as fuck but the coochie a lil musty.

niggasandcomputers:

hollywoodfergie:

xanaxshawty:

hollywoodfergie:

xanaxshawty:

What you gonna do???

fuk from the back n cover ya nose

I ain’t turning down no coochie cause it’s a lil musty it’s 2014

n she bad might not get another chance power thru

#powerthru

IS THAT  A BOATERCYCLE?

IS THAT  A BOATERCYCLE?

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

wzrdkelley:

Like I really need a titty in my mouth right now

This is one of those sentences where inflection and tone makes the difference between night and day

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

fucking cool!

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

fucking cool!

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